Attitude adjustment? WTF does Justin mean by "attitude adjustment needed?" What the fuck is WRONG with my attitude? (Don't answer that.)
However, Blondie tells me I have alienated all you bitches by being "unresponsive," which is a total crock of shit, because I am always my same pleasant, charming self. So I have no idea what he is talking about. But he threatened dire consequences if I didn't post "something nice" here. Not that I think he would be able to resist me and my cock for five minutes, but it doesn't hurt to placate the lad from time to time.
So: SOMETHING NICE.
All better now?